It’s WTF Wednesday…what a perfect day to post this.
Super secret location: Check
Super bad ass theme: Check
Super cool invite only event: Check
Bad ass girls on bikes: Check
General havoc wreaking: Check check check
Every year at SHOT, a select group of people throw a themed race event. Each year, we are invited to participate, and in years past we have sucked big time. However, this year…AAC kicked all kinds of ass. Rachel, our resident hot, tattooed, incredibly charismatic Skinny co-host and welder decided she would be in the race for us. We beefed up a lightweight electric bike, slapped some stickers on it and called it a day (we knew Trey was going to kick ass with his super secret-mobile, but we didn’t care). We were excited to be a part of it and excited that Rachel was going to race for us. She’s hot in her little skinny mad max pants! We entered with confidence, knowing no matter what she was going to do her best. The weather was MORE than shitty, which was an immediate set back for the entire event. I can deal with cold, and I can deal with drizzle but an all out cold-rain puts me over the edge. So, I cheered her on from inside the van. The start of the race was hilarious. Rachel and about 4 other girls were all geared up and ready to take off, the announcement was made for them to start and Rachel was BALLS TO THE WALL….flooring it, NYYYAHHHHH NYAHHHHHHH NYYAHHHHH. So freaking funny. She had lapped the other racers and didn’t even realize it. She said she and Kevin had a pep talk in the van on the way to the event and the words “Don’t you let those girls beat you!”, were ringing in her ears. She bit the dirt several times, got right back up and took off like her ass was on fire. Gotta love it. Even in the rain. Trey Knight, also raced his totally bad to the bone little midget mobile. When we say fast, this thing was FAST. I think he might have beefed it up with some juice, if you know what I mean. I had so much fun looking at everyones costumes, and wondering around with Knox my makeshift camera-man doing Skinny’s with Mers and Rachel before and after the event. I hope next years annual fishing trip, wherever it is….is INSIDE. Vegas in January is almost always COLD. Enjoy the slideshow, one of the photogs Ronin Productions at the party sent them to a friend of mine and he forwarded them to me.